Where did you get a picture of my penis
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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