just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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