she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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