shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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