Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
