I think my vagina is haunted
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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