I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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