Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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