I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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