i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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