My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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