do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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