C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I showed him my bush... on skype.
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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