found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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