Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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