We won't sleep together?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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