ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
How's work?
Spinning.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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