She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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