all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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