Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
