she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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