..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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