You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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