I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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