turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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