Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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