he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So much rum. So many feels.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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