Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I have fence marks all over my body
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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