So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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