toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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