Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
is that a dick in a sweater?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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