who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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