Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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