What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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