I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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