Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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