it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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