I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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