where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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