she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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