We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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