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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Mom said you looked used
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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