Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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