is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
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I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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