One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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