I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Come on in and take your pants off
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