Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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