some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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