talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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