In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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