Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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