My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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